Had a set back doing yard work

"vondon302" (vondon302) 05/10/2017 at 20:29 • Filed to: Yikes...

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This thing was huge. Well for Michigan at least.

That’s a 2x6 board.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > vondon302 05/10/2017 at 20:36

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I’m assuming your yard is still ablaze right?

Jcarr > vondon302 05/10/2017 at 20:36

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Sorry for the loss of your yard.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > vondon302 05/10/2017 at 20:37

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LOoks like a wolf spiders. Those thing are mean. And yuge.

vondon302 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/10/2017 at 20:40

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Don’t know. I’m far away.

vondon302 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 05/10/2017 at 20:44

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Fricking thing squirted something at me too. Thicker than webbing.

Found it when I tipped this over.

vondon302 > Jcarr 05/10/2017 at 20:46

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Thanks. It happens

wiffleballtony > vondon302 05/10/2017 at 20:54

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jkm7680 > vondon302 05/10/2017 at 20:59

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I reached into a bag of microfibers I keep in my garage. Instead of a microfiber, I brushed my hand against one of those fuckers.

smobgirl > jkm7680 05/10/2017 at 20:59

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NOPE

jkm7680 > smobgirl 05/10/2017 at 21:00

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My only reaction was “huh” upon seeing it was a spider.

It’s probably still in there.

vondon302 > jkm7680 05/10/2017 at 21:02

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Double yikes!

user314 > vondon302 05/10/2017 at 21:03

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Hang on, I got it

willblake > vondon302 05/10/2017 at 21:22

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That beast’s cousins stalk me at the front door. When I open it, then try to run inside the house...and they’re fast. I leave their corpses scattered around as a message to other potential infiltrators.

LastFirstMI is my name > vondon302 05/10/2017 at 23:11

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Creepiest thing ever- once I stepped on one of these, and apparently their little hatchling baby spiders ride on them for a while, so like 1000 little spiders crawled onto my shoe. I may or may not have squeaked like a little girl while jumping backwards out of my skin.

vondon302 > LastFirstMI is my name 05/11/2017 at 06:22

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I’m squeling in my head thinking about that.